March 31, 2014
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March 29, 2014
- a day ago: spending one last lunch with Colt.
- a week ago: work.
- a month ago: translating tweets.
- six months ago: Iron Man 3 was out and so was Agent of SHIELD. and i had met Tom.
- a year ago: got paid.
- three years ago: i was optimists and had fun with Matthew and Nicole.
- five years ago: it was spring.
- ten years ago: i had an angel.
- fifteen years ago: somewhere in my senior year of high school.
- twenty years ago: somewhere in my 7th grade year.
this would have been my thirteenth anniversary of having an online journal but Open Diary went belly up on the 7th of February.
there was a lot of stuff there. and now it’s all gone.
but, due to my lack of spelling and typing skills, i have everything on Word. so i didn’t lose anything, just notes.
i have no way to find Christopher now.
and he has no way to find me.
i have Matthew. i have Colt. i have Nicole.
March 28, 2014
so Matthew came up to see me and take me to see Muppets Most Wanted because he’s the boyfriend that will take me to see that movie.
the movie was, good. i still like The Muppets better by ti think the songs were better in Muppets Most Wanted.
and i think being 33 made the movie better.
the cameos were wonderful (needed more Tom Hiddleston) and it was a good flick overall.
we hit gold when at the mall with finding Matthew a suit, half off. the fucker was in his size, short and wide. it was too good to be true and we saved $108.
i cut my losses and didn’t even try to look for a dress.
we visited with the grandparents. it’s kinda sad to think they are in better heath then Mathew’s parents.
the big kicker of all this, is Mathew holding me in bed while i cried about losing Colt. Matthew said he will drive me to see him whenever i want.
he said this because i wanted to keep me. we had a discussion about this and he agreed it’s because he loves me.
don’t tell me you want to keep me. it’s sounds like i’m some sort of prize you want. tell me you do this because you love me and i will fall in love with you more.
and he won major points, holding me in bed while i was crying because my best friend was moving 2.5 hours away.
it was a good visit.
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March 5, 2014
i don’t deal with the stress of my new job well. it’s internal stress and you can’t run from that. i need to learn to deal with it.
what helped was a date with Colt (i need to put down in words the ape that is my heart about that boy) and ice cream. at least that’s what i keep telling myself, ice cream helps.
well, i can’t DRINK on the job so, ice cream.
so home i went, and sorta taking a cue from Colt, i decided to watch Avengers and live tweet it. and have a bit of Cherry Dr. Pepper and Stoli.
and that all ended at 2 in the morning.
kinda pissed off Colt with blowing up his phone with my tweets. :-)
ok, that was Monday night with the tweeting. my days are starting to blur together.
so i did watch Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. and it is kick ass awesome that i knew was coming.
and now i’m on round 2 of watching Avengers and i’m amazed that Joss is boss and i live to see this wonderment.
and i don’t know if it’s PMS or what but my heart is bursting with happiness of this movie. i don’t know if it’s because it’s so FUCKING AWESOME, or just well written, or the fact my love of Buffy cannot be scoff at or i don’t know! Avengers make me happy.
and yet, it’s the 2nd greatest movie of all times. my inner 4 yr old will fight you about this. the movie that shaped me the most is The Wizard of Oz and is the greatest movie.
and i want to write and i got an idea cooking. i want to write a 10 page short story, just to write something. and with Colt kinda fucking with me and leading me down a Mary Sue/fanfic world, i got my original idea. i got the Rolling Stone article up and reread for a base and i think i can bang this out.
and i did get some crocheting down too!
i need to work out, more than once a month. but, it needs to get about freezing.
it was all fun and games to quote George R. R. Martian with the whole “Winter is coming” but my fucking gods, i think this is the long winter. it’s March and there is fresh snow.
is the lack of green and fresh fucking with me? can i blame that on that?
if March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, it’ll be a 100 by the end of this month.
Colt has a boyfriend. i’ve met the boy once, and i found him crass.
he makes Colt happy. that’s all that matters. and if he crosses Colt, me and Matthew will beat the living shit out of him.
i need to do stuff. this may be the last 2 days in a row i have off for a very long time. i can live with being home by 7 for this “work a day off a day work a day” bullshit. i think i can handle it.
March 4, 2014
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March 2, 2014
amerwitch: Me and @The_DarkShark are gonna live tweet! We are connected!
The_DarkShark: I will be tweeting from the view point of confused Marvel fan who watches the movie with no comic knowledge
The_DarkShark: All questions and inquiries will be taken care of when the film ends and in the order they are received
amerwitch: Don't forget to follow @The_DarkShark for the full effect! #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Follow @amerwitch for a dual play-by-play of #Thor2 #TheDarkWorld
The_DarkShark: In approx 30 mins I will partake in a live tweet criticism of Thor 2 with @amerwitch
amerwitch: Small amount of criticism. Large about of fangilring over #TheHair
amerwitch: I will be drinking a martini while watching #TheHair .
amerwitch: An amerwitch martini: 1 part Stoli vodka, 3 parts dry vermouth, shaken not stirred.
The_DarkShark: Names Witch…. Amer Witch
amerwitch: Ha Ha.
The_DarkShark: Almost time. #Thor2 live tweet. Follow @amerwitch as well. No questions til the end of the film
The_DarkShark: 8pm sharp is when I push play. Criticism of #Thor2 to follow
amerwitch: This evening of nerding out, with @The_DarkShark , is brought to you by @josswhedon . I would not be into @Marvel if it wasn’t for him.
The_DarkShark: Tell you one thing. This title screen gets annoying after 10 times repeating
The_DarkShark: And play! @amerwitch
The_DarkShark: #Marvel typical opening
The_DarkShark: Ether looks like water if you ask me
The_DarkShark: Can’t see. Pringles can is in the way #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh no!! Accidentally hit rewind
The_DarkShark: What? Dark Elf is evolving! #Thor2 #pokemon reference
The_DarkShark: Starting to look like a scene form Lord of the Rings #Thor2
The_DarkShark: When losing a war, sacrifice your own people. #alwaysworks #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Why so serious helmet man?
amerwitch: Wifi down! Damn it!
The_DarkShark: #Buryitdeep #thatswhatshesaid #Thor2
The_DarkShark: I’m going to be Amer…. “Omg THE HAIR! OMG OMG!!” #Thor2
amerwitch: I thought they would make us wait for #TheHair. Nope, right there, up front. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: He looks like a green power ranger. #Thor2 #Loki
amerwitch: Fuck you.
The_DarkShark: Loki. Shut up about your birthright. You’re adopted. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Ever noticed all the guards in #Thor2 are mainly black?
The_DarkShark: Now it looks like a scene from Star Wars. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Omg Thor is here to save the day. Yipee. #Thor2
amerwitch: Thor doesn’t look good with long hair. #Thor #The Hair
The_DarkShark: Im going to start swing the mallet at the work around like Thor. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Look! Enemy sent out Graveler. I choose you! Thor! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Next time we should start with the big one. #thatswhatshesaid #Thor2
amerwitch: I thought the rock guy would reform and epic fight would happen. It didn’t. :’( #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Look! The crow from #VampireDiares #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Thor’s outfit makes him look like a female pig or cat with 6 teets
amerwitch: And your fashion sense is so great?
The_DarkShark: Chris Hemsworth looks like he just came from the gym. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Shirtless. Oh he’s shirtless! Excuse me while I… hmmm… you know. #Thor2
amerwitch: The body is nice, but not with that hair. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: She wants the D! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Is that a hammer in your pocket or are you happy to see me? #Thor2 #shirtless
amerwitch: The penis is my hammer.
amerwitch: riddle me this, I can receive tweets on my laptop but can’t send them. O_o
The_DarkShark: Thr French guy looks familiar. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: #IMDB here I come
The_DarkShark: Omg! It’s #Darcy! Yay!! Darcy!!! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: God I love Darcy! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: When in doubt, hit the expensive electronic device. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Wait, come back Darcy! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Sea bass. Sea bass…. what’s so important about sea bass? #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Did you see her #seabass? #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Lol Darcy has an intern. And Darcy drives like me! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Streaking at Stonehenge! #Thor2
amerwitch: I know Natalie Portman won an Oscar and I’ve seen Black Swan, but I don’t see it in this movie. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Erik looks so old after the #Avengers. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Shut up, Intern! You’re name is Intern like #Agent. Less we forget: “Uh, his first name is Agent.” #Thor2 #IronMan
The_DarkShark: Bratty little kids. Don’t touch floating buses! Haven’t your parents taught you anything? ! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Magic act with the stairwell. I’d jump and try it myself. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Darcy: “I wanna throw something. Jane, give me your shoe!” #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Lol #givemeyourshoe is what I will say now when I wanna hit someone #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Brilliant idea! Throw the car keys in the magical disappearing stairwell! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Minecraft world now in #Thor2. Weird. This movie copies off everyone!!
The_DarkShark: Weak! It was a mystical red liquid. Don’t faint. You act like you got herpes or something. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Dark Elf? Looks white to me. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh its spelled aether!! #Thor2 My bad lol.
The_DarkShark: Look… another black guard. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Alignment of the world. You’d think earth scientists would be able to see this too. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: *looks off in distance* I can see you shower. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Not raining where they are standing. Hmmmm. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Creeper Thor watching from the distance. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Don’t slap the sexy man! #Thor2
amerwitch: Idris Elba is hot in all gold. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Thor, don’t lie. You didn’t fight any wars. You were with the Super Friends in the last movie. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Only #DarkShark can control the rain. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh snap! Jane just used self destruct! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Fudger! You left Darcy behind! #Thor2
amerwitch: See, I like Thor but not Chris Hemsworth. @The_DarkShark don’t understand that. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: I remember this area from Lego Marvel for the Xbox. #Thor2 #bifrost
amerwitch: But I’m all over Loki and @twhiddlestion. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Oh! Speak english you aliens. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: HE JUST SAID FUCKING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE! #Thor2
amerwitch: Unless you eat the goat. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: She used self destruct again. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh wow! Tree of the 9 realms is an actual tree. #Thor2
amerwitch: Mother told us. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Aether… the a is silent. It it’s so silent, why use it in the world. #Thor2
amerwitch: I don’t no.
The_DarkShark: Dose your book mention how to get it out of me. #thatswhatshesaid #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Dark elves are having a bromance #Thor2
amerwitch: We really didn’t need the elves. #Thor2 #TheHair
amerwitch: This prison looks like it is from Buffy. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Loki, stop being a dick. You’re adoptive mother is trying to love you. #assay #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh look. Mommy used a trick like Loki. Playback is a bitch. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: You know what they say about big hands right? #Thor2 wanky-wanky!
The_DarkShark: Ewww he just stuck a finger in his would! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: What? Dark Elf thingy is evolving! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Guard used light sword. It wasn’t very effective. #Thor2 #pokemonreference
The_DarkShark: Prison cell used prttect. But it failed! #Thor2 #pokemon
The_DarkShark: He frees everyone but Loki? Wtf! Talk about picking and choosing. #Thor2
amerwitch: Thor knows how to rock a cape. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: @amerwitch isn’t live tweeting ad fast or as much as I.
amerwitch: my hands are busy. ;-)
The_DarkShark: Run, Superman! Oh… I mean Thor. Confused me with the cape. #Thor2
amerwitch: HE FLYING!
The_DarkShark: Rainbow bridge! Waiting for Mario to come flying out of the bifrost. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Josh: We need an idea for a dark elf plane. How about just one wing! #Thor2
amerwitch: You mean JOSS
The_DarkShark: Oh come on! It’s a slow moving shield. You should be able to penetrate that! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: ….#thatswhatshesaid #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oops. Black guard knows hes f’d. #Thor2
amerwitch: I will never be as pretty as Loki. :’( #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: I feel sorry for my followers. Their feed is probably all me. Lol #Thor2
amerwitch: Yes, it is.
The_DarkShark: It’s the guy from Twilight! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: The head vampire thing. Looks exactly like this dark elf. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: i love it when they growl. ;) #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Come to think of it. The mother looks like that chick from Hocus Pocus. #Thor2
amerwitch: You fail, so much.
The_DarkShark: I know they’re not the Sam person. Just their character look alike. #Thor2
amerwitch: You fail at spelling.
The_DarkShark: Slow motion Thor looks like a failed orgasm face. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Happy/sad boat ride.
….right over the waterfall. Bye mom! We’ll miss you. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: And there she goes…. flying.. over the… waterfall…. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Look at the lighting bugs!!! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Don’t send me over a waterfall when I die. #Thor2
amerwitch: Nope, salt and burn your bones, assbut.
The_DarkShark: Wonder if Loki ever dropped the soap? #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Irony. Mother and the woman from Hocus Pocus are both witches. #Thor2
amerwitch: Frigga is not a witch!
The_DarkShark: Damn phone is failing at spelling and sending tweets in order. #Thor2
amerwitch: STAN! #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Shut up Stan Lee. You’re in a home for the mental. You don’t need your shoe. You need to stop showing up in every movie. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Typical arguing between Odin and Thor. #Thor2 There should be a drinking game for every time they argue.
The_DarkShark: Or at least every time Thor looks like hes confused/in pain. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Darcy is amazing! This movie should be called Darcy 2. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Darcy and the guy with Meow-Meow! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: He took off the helmet!?!?! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: And there’s a guy who should be in the home with Stan Lee. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: He looks like a guy you’d find under an overpass wanting drugs. #Thor2
amerwitch: Maybe me and @The_DarkShark can dress as Loki and Thor. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Aaaand there’s Amers favorite quote. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh! Oh! Captain America scene!!!!! #Thor2
amerwitch: I REALLY want hair like Loki’s. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: “God bless Amer…” bahahaha #Thor2
The_DarkShark: There goes Zena warrior princess saving Jane. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: I want in line to kill Loki. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: “Evidently there’ll be a line.” #Thor2
The_DarkShark: I am pressing gently. #thatswhatshesaid #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Makes as much damage as I would piloting that thing. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Aether Jane acts like drunk me…. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: I’ll give Loki this: his commentary is humorous. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: I just can’t keep up with the criticism of every second. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh, on the phone. Hard to focus with the guy on the phone and watch a movie. #Thor2
amerwitch: THIS IS THE PART @josswhedon WROTE! #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Focus! Intern! Focus! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Naked on tv! Bahaha #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh Darcy. You’re so funny! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh muscles! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: I have a very small attention span. Lol #Thor2
amerwitch: What else is small?
The_DarkShark: Oh not the hand. That’s the masturbation hand! #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Whats going on? #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Oh it was a trick of Loki’s. #Thor2 You silly goose.
The_DarkShark: Whoosh. Whack. Whoosh whoosh. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: This is the kind of epic fighting you can find in my own book. #Thor2
amerwitch: I write better.
The_DarkShark: with capes like Thor’s
amerwitch: I put my cape pics on Facebook for you!
amerwitch: I cried when Loki died. Asked @The_DarkShark . :’( #Thor2 #TheHair
amerwitch: JUST KISS HIM THOR! #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: When in doubt call your phone. #Thor2
amerwitch: Wait, was @josswhedon on this? #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: Not sure how I feel about that Irish guy. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Aww he’s so polite. Hang thr hammer at the door. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Awkward hug. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: We found a body… automatically assume Loki. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: And there’s Darcy. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Dumb intern. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: People run too slow when impending doom is coming. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: A lot of big science words. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Fly so fast cars are taken with you. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: This looks like a scene form portal for Xbox. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: They flew to the North Pole. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Intern Hulk’d out. #Thor2
amerwitch: The end fight, there’s just too many “jokes” for me to enjoy it. This is why Iron Man 3 was my number 1 movie. #Thor2 #TheHair
The_DarkShark: You ever watch movies and think: “Man I wish I was there.” #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Awkward breakfast. #Thor2 amerwitch: Like your house.
The_DarkShark: Here comes the part that made Amy tell “What the fuck!” in the theater. #Thor2
amerwitch: Krazy, don’t use my real name.
The_DarkShark: Almost to the end. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: Only one more part to come. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: The pink chick has weird arm movements. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: He looks like he came from The Hunger Games capital. #Thor2
The_DarkShark: And the end! #Thor2
amerwitch: A full transcript of me and @The_DarkShark’s tweets will be on my blog, later this week.
The_DarkShark: Thank you all for tuning in to the live tweet criticism of #Thor2. Keep in touch as me and @amerwitch will do future movies as well.